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Unicorn Battle Squad, Jakarta
As you know, Unicorn Battle Squad is now available on amazon. In fact, it’s now available ANYWHERE on the world wide web that carries good books. ANYONE can now order a copy of the next great American novel. ANYONE. ANYWHERE. … Continue reading
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Tagged Centurylink sucks, Delhi, free book, freedom, Internets, Jakarta, Manila, Monkey on Bike, Origin of the Unicorn, Seoul, Shanghai, Tokyo, Top 5 Cities, Unicorn Battle Squad, Unicorns
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Other Things You Should Read: Last Final Girl and A Pretty Mouth
These two books just came out from Lazy Fascist Press a few days ago. Oh boy, they’re both so good. This might be the fiercest, weirdest pairing ever conceived of. But actually, this coupling of books is a really good … Continue reading
Unicorn Battle Squad
Unicorn Battle Squad. It’s my next book. It’s coming out in October from Eraserhead Press. Don’t freak out. The cover is amazing. I know. I’ve been looking at it for 24 hours now and I’m pretty convinced it’s the best … Continue reading
Other Things You Should Read: Jesse Bullington
Sometimes I think that I am the most original author ever and that no one has ever written anything so strange and lovely as I have. But then someone buys me a book like this: and I realize I am … Continue reading
Münchausen Syndrome by Proxy
I really don’t like children. With very few exceptions, I find them dirty, sticky, loud, rude, small, and highly frenetic. All of these attributes disturb me. But yesterday I felt so sorry for a small child that I almost kidnapped … Continue reading
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An Update
It has been quite some time since I posted anything. I have been in the midst of new job training, writing and editing my next book, publishing beautiful selections of flash fiction for Bizarro Central, and copy-editing massive feats of … Continue reading
Reading in Seattle
In just two short days, Wonderland Book Award winner, Cameron Pierce, dapper master of magic realism, Bruce Taylor and my little old self will be reading here: At the University Bookstore in Seattle. I know it’s a little late to … Continue reading
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Tagged amazingness, an evening of bizarro, bruce taylor, Cameron Pierce, Kirsten Alene, nick gucker, university bookstore
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An Update from Inside
Early this morning my husband and I descended down the dark, dank stairwell to the Dinosaur Shelter. I built the walls mostly out of Wheaties Brand Breakfast cereal. Not many know this, but one of the most effective ways to … Continue reading
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THE DINOSAUR APOCALYPSE
The hour is at hand. Now go buy Love in the Time of Dinosaurs and prepare for battle.
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